If Neil Strauss is The Game, I’m Milton Bradley


Four pick-up lines I’m currently using with mixed success


Phil: “Si se puede?”

Girl: “No, no puedo”


Phil: (Caresses quarter, sweep hair to right, grabs oxygen canister, turns to nervous girl at bar) “What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss?”

Girl: “I need to know what I stand to gain.”

Phil: “Coffee with me”


At an art gallery or Gugenheim First Friday Meat Market

Phil: (Slides in next to hipster art hottie looking at painting) “You know what this piece is called, right?”

Hipster art hottie: “What?”

Phil: “Conversation piece.”


Phil: “I know Sam T. We write a blog together”


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